I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We need to feng shui this bitch.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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