remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
