Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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