im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The air taste purple.
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