Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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