My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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