Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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