I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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