He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I need a burrito and a hug.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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