nut hugger
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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