He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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