i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I need to align my fucking chakras
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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