My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
