I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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