i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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