I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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