i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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