Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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