Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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