i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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