Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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