big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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