: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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