she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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