He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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