Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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