Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize