just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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