Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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