You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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