i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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