im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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