what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Small penises have feelings too.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
