I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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