I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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