I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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