You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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