omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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