So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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