they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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