And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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