so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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