The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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