6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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