is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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