Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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