He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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