i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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