i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize