whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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