Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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