Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
