Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
